"Last time I checked I was me. But that was days ago." He said plainly. "Thank you for confirming." Deadpool lowered his gun. "And now that you mention it I do like barns." He looked the girl up and down. "Why don’t you come in and we can discuss them more?"
Deadpool sighed and said, “Nevermind… it’d take about four days to drive there… unless I steal another helicopter. Have you ever flown a helicopter?”
OOOO, Grey-Face, you little rascal!
Now it’s your turn, but first, let me go get my cricket bat!
Avenging Spider-Man #12
"No, ah never shot you. But ah did drain your powers once when you rescued me….which in hindsight, wasn’t my finest moment. Also, your mask smelled." she stirred her chili, taking a mouthful and chewing slowly as she watched him have a silent moment— which probably wasn’t exactly a good thing but it wasn’t as if she was going to try and understand him anytime soon. She’d already been in his head once and would rather not re-live that experience.
"Deadpool honey, did you get into Logan’s stash of moonshine again?"
"Logan would still be protective- just for a different reason."
"Oh, yeah. in the video game after our hot make out sesh! The guys told me all about being in your head. You got some sick s%$@ goin on in there!" He leaned a bit closer. "Some really hot stuff. Wink. It’s okay, though, I won’t tell. And besides, Logan’s killed me enough times for me to know that he can do it. I’ve even killed him at least once. He does make such a fun target." He thought on this for two and a third seconds before saying, "So, you me, Chinese food, Saturday… Maybe not Saturday, see Mun is in this rock band and they’re practicing all that day so how about Sunday?"
Deadpool V4 #7
Lo siento, no habla espanol