astonishingx:

Deadpool and Ironman by David Nakayama

Introducing the new Apple: I ronman! Now capable of storing all(and we do mean ALL) of your music and downloads. it comes with worldwide GPS navigation, two day battery life, a digital assistant, bulletproof chassis, 22 megapixel camera, Jet boots so you can see the world for yourself and much much more. This is the most powerful model to date increasing the user’s physical strength and endurance by 1000 percent.
Unfortunately, the charger for the previous model will not work on this one.

astonishingx:

Deadpool and Ironman by David Nakayama

Introducing the new Apple: I ronman! Now capable of storing all(and we do mean ALL) of your music and downloads. it comes with worldwide GPS navigation, two day battery life, a digital assistant, bulletproof chassis, 22 megapixel camera, Jet boots so you can see the world for yourself and much much more. This is the most powerful model to date increasing the user’s physical strength and endurance by 1000 percent.

Unfortunately, the charger for the previous model will not work on this one.

why-i-love-comics:

Deadpool Vs. Carnage #3

written by Cullen Bunn
art by Salva Espin

This oughtta be fun. ✚

theironhero:

mr-withamouth:

theironhero:

mr-withamouth:

theironhero:

send a ✚ for a drunk text from my muse

[text: Chimichanga] I have the bste i der ever

[text: Winterfell] oooo i luv bste i der’s! lay it on me

[text: chimichanga] Well fist we need a flame thrower and a hanglider

[text: Winterfell] do u kno who i am? Check and check bae.

[Text: chimichanga] thn I need smebod y to jummp off a cliff that s you

[text: Winterfell] is there a lady at the bottom? WHATS MY MOTIVATION?!

Deadpool walked up to Rogue in the mansion seemingly from nowhere looking aggravated. "Hey there, sweetness, I just had an hour long argument with my mun. See, he wanted to send you a starter, but I had always thought 'hey, if they wanna talk, let 'em talk' so I wasn't gonna. Then he got to threatening that I was a fictional character and he doesn't HAVE to log on to this web site, so, here I am, starting a conversation. Hi."

southernxtouch:

southernxtouch:

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…..

"Deadpool honey, did you get into Logan’s stash of moonshine again?"

The southern belle managed to keep from choking on her food, hiding a disbelieving look behind a hand as she cleared her throat and took a long swallow of sweet tea to compose herself and not end up laughing in Wade’s face. “You seem to have figured out what ah need all by yourself.” She finally said, leaning back in her chair to watch him.

"You don’t look too soft or fluffy….kinda hard n’muscly actually." She taps her chin thoughtfully. :Y’know, Hulk might fit that description. Banner’s soft n fluffy- mostly." oh but this was fun. MEssing with people was just too good to pass up.

"Pffft." The mercenary raspberried. "Banner? Really? You’ll never be able to understand a word the little nerd says. Not only that but you’ll always be walking on eggshells trying not to piss…" Deadpool looked up and to the right this time. "Of course figuratively speaking, she knows that." he turned his focus back to his current companion. "And if you kiss him he passes out for half the day. Face it, bae, Deadpool’s your best option. I’m only looking out for your best interest here, really."

Deadpool walked up to Rogue in the mansion seemingly from nowhere looking aggravated. "Hey there, sweetness, I just had an hour long argument with my mun. See, he wanted to send you a starter, but I had always thought 'hey, if they wanna talk, let 'em talk' so I wasn't gonna. Then he got to threatening that I was a fictional character and he doesn't HAVE to log on to this web site, so, here I am, starting a conversation. Hi."

southernxtouch:

southernxtouch:

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…..

"Deadpool honey, did you get into Logan’s stash of moonshine again?"

"…Um." Rogue really had nothing to say to that, chewing her food slowly as she watched him….well, be him. She passed over the cornbread question and wrinkled her nose at the mercenary. "Ah don’t straddle that side of the fence, honey. But to answer the previous question- no. Ah ain’t involved with no one. Too complicated."

Wade nodded happily. “You know what you need,” He began, mouth full of bread and chili. Is someone you can touch that’ll come out okay.” He began moving his hand from side to side to emphasize what he was saying. “Someone that’ll heal afterward. You know, rapidly. But no one too cold like they have steel in their bones or something, someone soft and fluffy, who can keep you safe. With bullets! And sharp pointy things! Sounds like the perfect guy for you.” He looked all around the otherwise empty room. “And, seeing as there’s no one else who fits that description, I’d be happy, no, honored to take on that role…. For you.”

This oughtta be fun. ✚

theironhero:

mr-withamouth:

theironhero:

send a ✚ for a drunk text from my muse

[text: Chimichanga] I have the bste i der ever

[text: Winterfell] oooo i luv bste i der’s! lay it on me

[text: chimichanga] Well fist we need a flame thrower and a hanglider

[text: winterfell] do u kno who i am? Check and check bae.

This oughtta be fun. ✚

theironhero:

send a ✚ for a drunk text from my muse

[text: Chimichanga] I have the bste i der ever

[text: Winterfell] oooo i luv bste i der’s! lay it on me

Deadpool walked up to Rogue in the mansion seemingly from nowhere looking aggravated. "Hey there, sweetness, I just had an hour long argument with my mun. See, he wanted to send you a starter, but I had always thought 'hey, if they wanna talk, let 'em talk' so I wasn't gonna. Then he got to threatening that I was a fictional character and he doesn't HAVE to log on to this web site, so, here I am, starting a conversation. Hi."

southernxtouch:

southernxtouch:

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…..

"Deadpool honey, did you get into Logan’s stash of moonshine again?"

"Sometimes ah wonder if you do….well, everything- on purpose." She pointed her spoon at him, rolling her eyes at his comments before grabbing a warm square of cornbread and breaking it up into her chili to eat.

"Did you seriously come here just t’bug us, sugah?" her lips tilted into a smirk. "What’s th’matter? Lonely?"

Wade smiled at her question. “One thing about being horribly, HORRIBLY insane, you’re never alone.” He looked up and to the left. “Right?” He then nodded as if someone actually responded. “I just like spending some time with my besties in between missions.” He took the corn bread and sniffed it. “So you’re sure no corn goes in this?” Before Rogue could answer, he shoved it in his mouth. Before swallowing, Deadpool asked, “So, any new loveness goin’ on witcha? Anyone I know?” A short pause followed, “Perhaps a laaaady?”


Rogue is really tired of people asuming that because of her mutation she’s a virgin/can’t have sex. There are plenty of workable solutions. Both sex toys and psychic assisted sex are things, for example.

Thank god!
I was worried there for a second
Rogue is really tired of people asuming that because of her mutation she’s a virgin/can’t have sex. There are plenty of workable solutions. Both sex toys and psychic assisted sex are things, for example.

Thank god!

I was worried there for a second

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