Sup, Fools?!

looks like starting tomorrow, I’m gonna be in New York until the 25th. So, I’m gonna be pretty minimally active. But fear not poolios! I shall be back, fully, September 26th!

darkermydesire:

Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth by Arthur Suyudam

inconsistentblogger:

I would like it to be noted that Deadpool paused mid-fight to stare and admire some other dude’s junk

I wasn’t ADMIRING, I just happened to notice.

inconsistentblogger:

I would like it to be noted that Deadpool paused mid-fight to stare and admire some other dude’s junk

I wasn’t ADMIRING, I just happened to notice.

Anonymous asked
*Voice mail* "Hello, this is Trevor speaking...WTF?? ARE YOU PREGNANT??? ARE YOU F%#"¤ING SERIOUS????!!!!!"

"Trevor… it’s never easy… But you were off playing mandarin. HOW CAN I BRING A CHILD INTO THE WORLD WHEN THEIR FATHER’S PRETENDING TO BE A TERRORIST?!"

usagirps:

here bully by doubleleaf

OLE!

usagirps:

here bully by doubleleaf

OLE!

A meeting with the “Mercenary With A Mouth”

the-fortune-seeker:

The pistol was pressed against her head and she could feel it’s cold metal against her scalp.She raised her hands and got up slowly. Her body began to heat up and her legs where numb.

Camilla tried not to show any apparent threats. She glanced at his wounds.Did his wounds just heal? She could have sworn that he had a couple of visible cuts or was it her mind playing tricks on her?Camillas eyes went back to his hidden face.

"Pardon me…I was about  to flip you over to check what state you were in but your katanas were in the way." lump sunk to the bottom of her stomach. Attempt to humanize with him  was the reasonable choice she could do now in hope for  to strike at the right moment. 

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"Sacre bleu!" The man in red said, "Parle vous Anglais!" He looked off to the side for a second before slapping himself with the hand not holding the weapon. "Holy crap!" He began again, "You speak English! I haven’t been able to find many English speakers around here, they’re all french, it’s like we’re in Quebec or something" The eccentric man put the gun away and completely dropped his guard.

"Anyway, good question. What state am I in?" He looked himself over. "F&@$… Now I’m gonna need to patch up another suit. All limbs still attached…" He poked at his mid section a bit. "All internals still….. internal. OOOO a new bullet lodged in my small intestine!" He looked back at Camilla, "Gonna be a bitch passing THAT kidney stone."

He seemed to finish and put his hand out to shake, “Name’s Peter. Peter Stark.”

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